EPISODES
A comedy adventure podcast
MR RHYMING DETECTIVE
Lockdown Special
Murder in Happy Land
Written by Simon Paul Miller
CAST
Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller
Is millionaire, punk poet, Joseph King, cheating on his wife ?
Did one of his poems cause of the death of his maid ?
What is the King family curse ?
And just how did Dick Dick Digger get to be called...
...‘The Rhyming Detective’ ?
THE RHYMING DETECTIVE
Episode 1. Rhyme Doesn't Pay
Written by Simon Paul Miller
CAST
Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller
Queenie: Anna Chilvers
Mr King: Jonathan Chilvers
TECHNICAL CREW
Sound Engineer: Nick Wilmot
SFX: Andrew Jakeman & Andy Ennever
Artwork: Thomas Adams
Why has Dick Dick been named in Lord Spade's will ?
Is it someone... or something… killing all the guests ?
How are they killed in locked and bolted rooms?
And who will be the only person left alive in the morning ?
(Don't think about that last question too hard)
THE RHYMING DETECTIVE
Episode 2. The Stuffed Of Nightmares
Written by Simon Paul Miller
CAST
Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller
TooToo: Lorna Bartel
CREW
Director: Jeremy Miller
Sound Engineer: Andrew Jakeman
Artwork: Thomas Adams
Why has actress Mee Mee Mayabe been kidnapped ?
Who is the strange, masked figure called the Phantom ?
What secrets are hidden beneath the Not The Damn Theatre ?
And why has Andrew Lloyd Webber not sued for plagiarism ?
THE RHYMING DETECTIVE
Episode 3. It's All About MeeMee
Written by Simon Paul Miller
CAST
Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller
Lord Web-Browser: Charles Crow
Meemee : Anna Bird
The Phantom: Gary Bird
TECHNICAL CREW
Sound Engineer: Joel Woods
SFX: Jeremy Miller
Artwork: Thomas Adams
What is the mysterious machine Professor Watt is working on ?
What does it have to do with Schrödinger's cat ?
Who killed Dick Dick Digger ?
And, most importantly, who ate the last slice of pizza ?
THE RHYMING DETECTIVE
Episode 4. Twice Upon A Time
Written by Simon Paul Miller
CAST
Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller
Professor Watt: Suzanne Stepney
TECHNICAL CREW
Sound Engineer: Nick Wilmot
SFX: Andrew Jakeman & Andy Ennever
Artwork: Thomas Adams
CREW
Director: Jeremy Miller
Sound Engineer: Andrew Jakeman
Artwork: Thomas Adams
THE RHYMING DETECTIVE
Episode 5. The Name's Tom, Tom Tom
Written by Simon Paul Miller
CAST
M, Barman, Quan: James Mitchell
Penny: Louisa Radica
Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller
B: Jonathan Chilvers
Yaw: Ian Hardman
Tamara: Natalia Marks
Members of the cast played the other small parts.
THE RHYMING DETECTIVE
Christmas Special. The Fight Before Christmas
Written by Simon Paul Miller
CAST
Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller
Credits: Scarlet Warne
TECHNICAL CREW
Sound Engineer: Joel Woods
SFX: Jeremy Miller
Artwork: Thomas Adams
Who is the mysterious lady in white ?
What is that thing people can see flying over London’s night sky ?
What fiendish plan is being put into place on the night before Christmas ?
And who shot Santa Claus under the mistletoe ?
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